vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

(via darnni)

kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

(via renisha-elaine)

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

(via g-i-v-e-your-heart-a-b-r-e-a-k)

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR ASJDNASJKDBNASFBSUIFJSBNFKS

(via l-amour-de-votre-vie)

is this cocaine gluten free

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via r-adicaaals)

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(via notkatniss)